Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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