I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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