she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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