There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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