Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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