I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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