I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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