the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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