Sponge bath it is.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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