By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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