Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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