that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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