like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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