I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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