doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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