I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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