shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'm jealous of your bromance
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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