i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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