I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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