Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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