This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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