Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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