Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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