I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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