in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
This is the high leading the old right now
Sorry my hands just texted you
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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