Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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