I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
We got so high we made milksteak
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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