porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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