I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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