i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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