how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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