dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Redeem this text for a blowjob
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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