Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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