This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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