Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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