Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
