i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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