Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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