I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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