I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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