I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
