I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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