all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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