Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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