who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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