I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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