Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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