you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
