How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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