I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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