Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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