so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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